The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for making me leave you guys for sleep.
And making me post another Monty Python quote.

...Will you please listen? I'm not the Messiah! Do you understand? Honestly!
Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!
What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right, I am the Messiah!
He is! He is the Messiah!
Now fuck off!
[Silence]
How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?

Heh...rather fitting, methinks.
Night, everybody.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me sneak post.

HAHA!
[sup][sup]I is sneakyz![/sup][/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for leaving me alone with Goat.

 

[Empireth]

...for not reminding me which thing I hate it was that he did six time.

[sup]I hate many things...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being MAxTheReaper in disguise.

[sup]Right, I DEFINITELY GO NOW!
Or I kill Emp if I don't.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for possibly wanting to kill me.

[sup]Uhh... why, Sas?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing that first sentence could apply to anyone.

[sup]Hence, the lower part actually saying 'Sas' and not just 'why?'[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for forgetting exactly how paranoid I am.

[sup]IE, extremely paranoid...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being alone with me in a thread where we are expected to joke about, when I'm not in the mood for joking.

[sup]Hurrah, angst![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for making things serious!

 

[Empireth]

...for not wanting things serious.

 

[Neonbob]

...for merely mirroring my reason!

 

[Empireth]

...for not wanting his answer mirrored!

[sup]Hey, we're allowed to do that...
Occasionally.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking the mirror in an attempt to further mirror an answer!