The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being a warm and loving person.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for helping spread the 'cold shoulder'.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for catching the 'cold shoulder'.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for not promoting CS awareness.

 

[Ren3004]

... for getting married on an Internet forum.
[sub]Oh, wait...[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for confusing himself.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not getting confused.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for casting flare.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for being Christmas-spirited.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being Scrooge.

 

[Ren3004]

... for posing as a doctor.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for posing as NY.

 

[Ren3004]

... for figuring out my disguise.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being an imposter!

 

[Ren3004]

... for malpractice.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for practising his malpractice suit.

 

[Ren3004]

... for making me run out of ideas.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not having the imagination of an eagle.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a turnip.