The Guy above me is a troll because...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for accusing others of being vegetables.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not labelling me a type of vegetable.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for having some deep-seated issues with vegetables.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not understanding THAT THEY KILLED MY FATHER!!!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for not becoming a vigilante after the vegetable related death of a parent.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I am.

[sup]By day, normal sasquatch, by night, SasMan!
Sworn to protect England from vegetable related misdeeds![/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for letting me know about your secret alias.

[sub] Yeah. That wasn't smart. Watch out for the vegetable mafia.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a vegetable Mafia.

[sup]Great...just great.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for thinking i'd actually tell them.

[sub] Nah, I wouldn't rat you out. [/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being unnaturally kind.

[sup]What do you want in return?
C'mon, I've seen enough movies to know you want something in return.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for being far too distrusting.

[sub] Ah, nothing...for now.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for the '...for now'.

[sup]Can't ask a favour from a man not in the country.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for thinking he can escape.

[sub] Tracking chips are a wonderful invention. [/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...turnip.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not telling me I work fpr him.

[sup]Since when?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for sir, yessir!

[sup]I am yours to command...sort of.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for "why exactly am I in your backyard?"

EDIT: Meh. Don't care no more. Apathy mode activated.