The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

..for thinking I wo--
Oh.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me feel... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...pause for effect.
Aroused.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that pause was me doing nothing about it.

[sup]Napkin?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that half of Lancaster need it.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being bang on.

[sup] Pheasant, sir?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not trusting me.

[sup]Soz, I've gotta sleep now.
Have a massive headache and it's very fucking annoying.
Shine on, you crazy diamond![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for that ridiculous spelling.

[sup]Lord man, pull yourself together.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for that glaring display of emotions.

 

[Empireth]

...for not accepting that as who I am.

[sup]Though, I don't think you're allowed to lecture me on bitterness and/or interest in others around me...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being so incredibly bitter.

[sup]Well, you are made of wax...

Five minutes later...
GUH! I've never been so lonely in my entire life! *sob*[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for ignoring me!