The Guy above me is a troll because...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for finally getting into that 'working gal' apathy.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not helping me get CHinchy out of Goats yard.

[sup]He's unmoveable.
Like a brick out-house.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to move that which is immobile.

[sup]Much like a corpulent walrus.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for being stubborn and that of an out-house made of brick.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for blarghensnorkle.

[sup]@Goat: Why would I be back there doing that?
Your mother already has the place all camped out.
OH SNAP![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for OH SNAP!

[sup]Leave now.
Or the Emo Crabs come out again...[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for gaining alliance of Emo Crabs.

[sub] They're plotting...plotting something big...[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for ninja'ing me talking to Sas, who is threatening us with Emo Crabs.

[sup]Time to call in Diarhheassiah and The Jock Lobsters![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing why he is summoned.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for knowing why he is summoned.

[sup]To blow up P.R.I.A.T.E. for no adequately explained reason.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for letting PRIATE continue on its pitiful existence.

[sup]But it's like a little baby chicken! It's so pathetic that it needs to be burned alive![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for calling lovers of veal baby-eaters.

[sup]No, no. No
No.
...
No.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having steak sauce on hand.