The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I could ever ignore you.

[sup]A difficult task considering how obnoxious you are!
Now, hand me that accordion taped to that banjo.[/sup]
...for blindsiding me, ninja-style.

[sup]That is why you fail.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not using a bagpipe as a lethal weapon.
[sup]Hello everyone![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...really? Practicality? Ninja'ing me?

[sup]Lemme 'splain to you a little bit 'bout who I am and what it is I do...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for wanting me to be someone other than myself.

[sup]How rude.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that we've grown tired of you and your candley shenanigans.

[sup]We need something fresh! Something new! Something not so...Juan Diego.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not savoring my presence, in all of its juicy, meaty, glorious splendor.

 

[Empireth]

...for chomping the last chinchilla?

[sup]I can't tell if that's good or not...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not calling the paramedics!

[sup]My legs! The bastard took my legs![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[sup]Oh, how rude of me to not be more easily edible!

And so the delicious chinchilla was eaten, and then they mourned his loss for many days.
Except the goat, who was happy to have had such a delicious meal. And the candle, who was happy to be rid of the annoying rodent. And the sasquatch who had finally beaten his adversary.
Ok, I lied. They threw a goddamn party.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not knowing Chinchy's nickname!

[sup]For the record, it's Shugarelle.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing that that was, indeed, true.

[sup]Fluffy tasted so good...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for eating a thing while it still had a hat on.
[sup]ruins the flavor, people![/sup]