The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for using white text.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being Jar Jar Binks!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man. There is no measuring Muad'Dib's motives by ordinary standards. In the moment of his triumph, he saw the death prepared for him, yet he accepted the treachery. Can you say he did this out of a sense of justice? Whose justice, then? Remember, we speak now of the Muad'Dib who ordered battle drums made from his enemies' skins, the Muad'Dib who denied the conventions of his ducal past with a wave of the hand, saying merely: "I am the Kwisatz Haderach. That is reason enough."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for no white text.

Put this so it has something to read.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for failing at THE GAME!!!

[sup]You just lost, friend.
As did I...
Shit.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that.

[sup]If I go, you're coming with me!
*cue mantage*
Yes, that's a deliberate typo.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me go to sleep. Wait, that's not you. That's my cold.

[sup]We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know we'll meet again
Some sunny day...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for HONK! HONK!

[sup]Ok, now sleep.
Comfort? While sleeping? On my mattress? Impossible![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for sleeping now of all times!

 

[Empireth]

...for being a hypocrite.

 

[Empireth]

...for knowing how to keep me up way, way too late.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for BOO!

[sup]Ok, now seriously sleep.
I feel like crap. And it's all your fault!
/guilt[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for this quote.

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."