The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being human!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for blowing up the earth.

[sup]But that's where I keep all of my stuff![/sup]
...for ninja'ing a Viking.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a slow Viking.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *TROUT-SLAP!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *Tackle*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *DEATH TROUT!*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *MECHA-TROUT!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Shit...here we go again."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not taking great joy in the Trout-pocalypse.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For the Overtrout.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for putting this motherfuckin' trout on my motherfuckin' plane!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for suffering from the curse of the were-trout.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being On the Trout.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being Gone Troutzo.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being Troutsmith Extraordinaire.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being In Trout.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for smelling like trout.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising it's due to the trout slaps.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for blaming me when clearly this is all Tom Cruise's fault.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not dealing with Cruise yet.