The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for "WILL SOMEONE GET TOM CRUISE OFF OF ME?!?!"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for "What he said."

 

[Lambi]

...for "What they said.".

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "WHY THE HELL NOT?!?!"

 

[Lambi]

...for "If you're so weak Tom Cruise owns you, you don't deserve to live."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for "Because I'm really, really lazy. Didn't we go over that already?"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Ah fuck it. I'll just be 'inside the box' and shot him."

 

[Lambi]

...for being a good boy.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being wrapped in bacon.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not handing me that gun over there.


[sup]Or that katana.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for wanting my cheese.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not giving away the cheese, even at gun point.

 

[Lambi]

...for "The cheese is mine, and mine alone. No one shall have it"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being so greedy.

[sup]Very well. Then I shall never give you the recipe for the most delicious burger known to man.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not sharing his secrets.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for demanding my secrets.

[sup]NEVAH![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for sharing his face with the world!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for sharing his face with the world!

[sup]Now I know what you look like! I can start...plotting...[/sup]