The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for stalking of a stalkerish nature.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for stalking of a sasquatchish nature.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "When the fuck did you turn into a Goat? Oh, right, the Clutch thing."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...wait...I smell a conspiracy...

[sup]@Goat: 1. Today
2. Places, doing things.
3. I like the animated avatar. Snazzy![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for admiring an avatar that...oh, I see.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being able to see through all that hair.

 

[Lambi]

...for wanting my cheese

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not giving me the damn cheese.

[sup]I has viking helmet. Therefore, I am entitled to your cheese.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

@Lambi:...for not realising I want your cats!

[sup]Insert evil but ridiculous plot to get them here.[/sup]

@Chincharoo: Ninja comment here.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a fail plot.

[sup]Ha! I don't even have one cat!
Back to the drawing-board, Mr. Quatch?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for "You shall never have my cheese and cats. All I need is a burger and then I'm ready."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for putting cats on his cheeseburger. Ewwwwwww...

 

[Lambi]

...for not seeing that I am going to give my cats cheeseburgers.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to cover up his cat-eating ways.

[sup]Babies are much tastier.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for eating babies.

[sup]Have you tried puppies? Especially the eyes.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a preference for puppies.

[sup]Too gamey.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for not liking to eat puppies.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating puppies.