The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being inventive.

*TROUT-MAUL!*

 

[Cherry Cola]

For "god damn it, not the trout-slap again"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for YES!

*TROUT-CANNON!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for mauling my face.

*TROUT-TICKLE!*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for whining about a few bite marks.

*TROUT-SETONFIRE!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for burning my eye brows off.

*TROUT-SEXISONFIRE!*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for whining about a few bite marks and some missing eyebrows.

*TROUT-SEXUALLYTRANSMITTEDDISEASE!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making this an episode of Mythbusters.

*TROUT-GUILTYLOOKANDAPOLOGYFORTHATBADIDEA!*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking this could be an episode of Mythbusters with so few explosions.

*TROUT-YOUSHOULDPROBABLYWEARACONDOMNEXTTIME!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking Mythbusters has more explosions.
[sup]Oh wait. No, at least one thing explodes every 10 minutes it seems.[/sup]

*TROUT-YOUSHOULDREALLYGETAPUMPFORTHATSORTOFTHING!*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking Mythbusters isn't filled with explosions.
[sup]I think they're contractually obligated to have at least 2 to 3 explosions per episode.[/sup]

*TROUT-SWEETSALTYCTHULHUITSTHEENDOFTHEWORLDWEREALLGONNADIE!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "They actually have a permit to do whatever they like"

*TROUT-12212012!*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for "I know. Lucky bastards."

*TROUT-WHYAREWEDOINGTHISAGAIN?*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying and failing to join the Mythbusters.

*TROUT-IHAVENOIDEA*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bringing up my saddest and most prominent failure.

*TROUT-HOWCOULDYOUYOUHEARTLESSBASTARD!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for failing to join what is basically a pyrotechnics group with guys who have awesome beards and moustaches.

*TROUT-MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for laughing at my crushed dreams.

*TROUT-YOUARESUCHANASSHAT!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having dreams which are crushed.

*TROUT-EVILSMIRKSPREADSACROSSFACE!*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for &#3232_&#3232.

*TROUT-FALCON PUNCH!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for @_@

*TROUT-FLIESBACKWARDSTHROUGHTHEAIR*