The Guy above me is a troll because...

Last of the Chinchillas · Dec 30, 2009

...for eating nothing but roots and berries.

Sassafrass · Dec 30, 2009

...for eating his own brethren.

Last of the Chinchillas · Dec 30, 2009

...for having no proof of that.

>_>
<_<

Sassafrass · Dec 30, 2009

...for thinking I need proof to back up wild claims that aren't in any way true.

Last of the Chinchillas · Dec 30, 2009

...for being right about all of that being false.

>_>
<_<

Lambi · Dec 30, 2009

...for being ridiculous.

Last of the Chinchillas · Dec 30, 2009

...for being wrong and insulting.

[sup]Ridiculous?!
Clearly I am ludicrous, my good sir.[/sup]

Sassafrass · Dec 30, 2009

...for KITTEHS!

Lambi · Dec 30, 2009

...for CHEEEEEEESE.

Last of the Chinchillas · Dec 30, 2009

...for HYDROCHLORIC ACID.

Lambi · Dec 30, 2009

...for [INSERT BIG SCIENTIFIC WORD HERE]

Sassafrass · Dec 30, 2009

..for [INSERT BIGGER SCIENTIFIC WORD THEN LAMBIS HERE.]

Last of the Chinchillas · Dec 30, 2009

...for [HEADING=1]Antidisestablishmentarianism[/HEADING]

Lambi · Dec 30, 2009

...for [sup]"Don't yell."[/sup]

Last of the Chinchillas · Dec 30, 2009

...for insisting that I use my indoor voice.

[HEADING=1]NO![/HEADING]

Sassafrass · Dec 30, 2009

[HEADING=1]...FOR REBELLING AGAINST THE MAN![/HEADING]

Last of the Chinchillas · Dec 30, 2009

...for being too damn loud.

[sup]Quiet down, boy!
*TROUT-SLAP!*[/sup]

Lambi · Dec 30, 2009

...for bringing trout-slap back.

*TROUT-PUNCH*

Last of the Chinchillas · Dec 30, 2009

...for thinking my signature move ever went away.

*TROUT-KICK!*

Sassafrass · Dec 30, 2009

...for being retro!

*TROUT-STRANGLE!*