The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being ninja'd by a gluttonous ungulate.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For being ninja'd by that evil ninja troll

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking a ninja/seizure monkey would think about anything but ninjas.

[sup]So...he should think about Napoleon?[/sup]
...for extolling the virtues of brainlessness.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For writing inane stuff.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fer talken lik dis. O dams, nao Iam doeeng et.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For being ninja'd.... BY ME!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fer tinkeeng dat madders.

[sup]Am a vikeeng. Vikeeng am not ninjaish.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fur hypopiajacrisy.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Are you drunk again?"

 

[Lambi]

...for "I believe he is."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For taking hours to post.

 

[Lambi]

...for "I was asleep."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For sleeping.

 

[Lambi]

...for not sleeping.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I don't sleep.
[sup]I'm allowed to sleep.[/sup]