The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

...for having permission to sleep.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having my permission to sleep.

 

[Lambi]

...for being awake.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For also being awake.

 

[Lambi]

...for...being stupid.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "We are the knights who say 'Ni'!
Now bring me a shrubbery!"

 

[Lambi]

...for "Never! Go get your own shrubbery!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Very well, then we'll say 'Ni' until you get us a shrubbery."
"Ni!"
"Ni!"
"Ni!"
"Ni!"
"Ni!"
"Ni!"
"Ni!"
"Ni!"
"Ni!"
.....
"Ni!"

 

[Lambi]

...for "I am immune to anything with the letters n and i in them. And I know your weakness, the word IT!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "That is the weakness of the Knights Who Go Ni... Whom... Ping."

 

[Lambi]

...for "No matter. I am still immune to the word Ni so you can't ask me for a shrubbery."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Very well then, we didn't wanna use this."
"Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing"!

 

[Lambi]

...for saing Zing! without a clever and witty pun.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Why should 'Zing!' be accompanied by a clever and witty pun?"

 

[Lambi]

...for "Because it has always been that way."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I've never seen it that way."
EDIT "I see, the search button has revealed the truth."
"Is ZING the predecessor of TROUT SLAP or something?"

 

[Cherry Cola]

For "you all smell of elderberries, and I fart in your general direction."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "There are three things I refuse to tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection. "

 

[Lambi]

...for "Only three things?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Yes, only three things for which you'll be guaranteed to be executed. The other things are just really likely to get you executed and depend more on my mood."