The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

...for "What do you want, my liege?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I want a shrubbery!
No wait scratch that shrubbery!
I want the Dragonballs!"

 

[Lambi]

...for "Ew! Don't you want something less...disgusting?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Alright then! Bring me the Black Star Dragonballs!"

 

[Lambi]

...for "What is it with you and Dragonballs?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What do you have against Dragonballs? Dragons are a delicacy."

 

[Lambi]

...for "Yeah, but I'm not touching their balls."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "And how would I summon the Dragon without the Dragonballs?"

 

[Lambi]

...for "You go get them then if they are so important."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Very well, I think it's time for your execution!
I'll get another underling to bring me the Dragonballs!"

 

[Lambi]

...for "No wait! I'll do it! Just give me an hour to prepare."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Alright then. You have one hour to prepare.
Remember you must bring me all seven Dragonballs of the Black Star set."

 

[Lambi]

...for [read in Graham's voice]*One hour later* "I am ready, sire. I take my leave now."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For reading in Graham's voice.
"Who in my name is this Graham?"
Oh and hurry! Cause I'm getting hungry!

 

[Lambi]

...for not knowing Graham Stark of Unskippable and ENN.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Oh, that Graham. I though you were talking about Graham Bell or something."

 

[Lambi]

...for "Yes. That Graham."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For noticing that.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being able to understand cats and not telling us of the impending apocalypse!
[sup]As demonstrated by the comic below.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for showing us a great comic.