The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making him my problem.

[sup]But I'm too lazy to be an assassin![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not killing him with a bomb from a plane.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not killing him with...ARSENIC!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not thinking too far outside the box.

[sup]A Bird Flu infected bird shall be dropped on his house.
Or maybe send him that rabbit from Monty Python.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not liking the safety and warmth of the box.

[sup]Ah-ha! See? You're better at this, so you kill him.
I'll go be lazy.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me add another soul to the list.

[sup]Fine. Do you want anything from his house?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not looting.

[sup]Sas, I demand a shrubbery! And any cash monies you find. And whatever is in his fridge.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for demanding easy stuff.

[sup]It shall be done! *Leaves for Cruise Manor*[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not adding the Batman noise to the end of that.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for technicalities!

[sup]I don't have time for that!
If he catches me on his property, he's gonna keep me in his wardrobe![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for ninjaing. And not helping Sas kill Tom Cruise.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not being sure of the ninja'ing.

...for "KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Yes, I was ninja'd. Again."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having any certainty.

 

[Lambi]

...for being too certain.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being too tomatoe-y.