The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *TROUT-OPENTHEPODBAYDOORSHAL!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *TROUT-SCOTCH*

 

[Lambi]

...for *TROUT-TWISTER*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

FOR *PREPARETOBETROUTINATED*

 

[Sassafrass]

...fro *TROUT-DOYOUWANTSOMESCOTCH?*

 

[Lambi]

...for *TROUT-ONLYIFWEPLAYTWISTERAFTERWARDS*

 

[Sassafrass]

..for *TROUT-SUREIDONTSEEWHYNOT*

[sup]I forgot I had Twister. Thanks for the reminder.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for *TROUT-ISTHEREAMEMEIHAVEBUTHAVEFORGOTTENIKNOWIHAVEMOUSTACHEBUDDIESANDGOATEETHUGSALONGWITHULTRA-ZOMBIEANDMYMANYPERSONALITIES*

[sup][sup]Also, is this not the funniest Metalocalypse quote you've heard?

"What the hell you hit my car."
"HEY! I have 4 mothers telling me how to drive! What's your excuse, asshole?"[/sup][/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *TROUT-IVENEVERHEARDOFMETALOCALYPSEBUTTHATQUOTEISFUNNY*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *GRILLEDTROUT*

 

[Lambi]

@Sas: ...for "Either Goggle it or Youtube it. It's an even greater show if you like metal."

@Rex: ...for *GRILLEDCHEESETROUTWITHHAMINTHEMIDDLE*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *TROUT-YOUREMAKINGMEHUNGRY*

 

[Lambi]

...for *TROUT-HOWWOULDYOULIKEAKNUCKLESANDWICH*

@Sas: You also have 'tackling random people' and 'The tackling Alzheimers patient' *tackle* WHO AM I?.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *TROUT-ITSDELICIOUSDOYOUHAVESOMEMOREHANDS?*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *TROUT-WHOAMI?!* *TACKLES!*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *TROUT-THATALMOSTTICKLED*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *TROUT-TICKLESFEET*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For

..For *TROUT-WTFISTHISSHIT*

*TROUT-FIXEDTHATFORYOU*
[sup]As for your question: this is trout-abuse.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *TROUT-Let's stop this. My eyes hurt.*