The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *TROUT-THETROUTABUSEMUSTCONTINUE!*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *TROUT-AREYOUGIVINGMEBACKTALKBOY?!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *TROUT-DAMMITIJUSTGOTOVERTHIS!*

 

[Lambi]

...for *TROUT-HAHAWESHALLCONTINUEUNTILYOUREYESSTARTBLEEDINGPIXELS*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *TROUT-MAKINGMEPOSTWHATEVERISONMYCTRL-V*


Schweet!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not liking Bon Jovi.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *TROUT-TIMETOCOPYSASWITHTHEWHOLECTRL-VTHING!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *TROUT-STEALINGMYBIT*


???

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being faceless and lonely and wanting to live just a little bit more, to shine like an angel and ride like a whore.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being off the fuckin' chain.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not fixing the fuckin' chain.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for breaking the fuckin' chain.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for buying such a shit fuckin' chain in the first place.

[sup]This...this is made of aluminum foil. And gum.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for dissing mah chain.

[sup]...I'mma gonna shut up typing like this now.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for thinking we'll care if he shuts up.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not caring.

[sup]Never hearing Sas's melodious voice again?
I'd cry.[/sup]