The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for "OK, let's stop starting...now."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For stopping the trout-abuse.

 

[Lambi]

...for stopping now.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For possibly having gotten ninja'd.

 

[Lambi]

...for being correct.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For admitting it.

 

[Lambi]

...for "Yes. I was just too lazy to fix my post."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Less talking! More Working!"
*Lashes whip*

 

[Lambi]

...for bailing out on work.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Should we kill or sell him?"

 

[Lambi]

...for "Can't we do both?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Maybe. Is there some bounty for bringing him dead?"

 

[Lambi]

...for "We could sell him at several meat shops. We'll just tell them it's sheep meat."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Great idea, but he's a goat so they might know the difference."