The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

...for being a wrestler.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for "Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. Just for fun."

 

[Lambi]

...for wearing streachy pants for fun.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for hating all the orphans in the whole world.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making rectangular objections.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a murderer.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For knowing me too well.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being so easy to figure out.

 

[Lambi]

...for being such a sour puss.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being apathetic.

 

[Lambi]

...for being very pathetic.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being hostile.

 

[Lambi]

...for being my partner in crime.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for needing an accomplice.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not wanting to be his accomplice.
[sup]I'll do it![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for "Excellent. I was hoping you'd show up."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a follower.

 

[Lambi]

...for not following him.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not joining my legion of henchmen.