The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For "WARNING GRAMMATICAL ERROR LIMIT EXCEEDED! PREPARE FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THE INTERNET!"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for OH GOD IT BURNS! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not giving me some asbestos or something.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I'll put out the fire with this!"
*Pours Kerosene over Chinchy*

 

[benbenthegamerman]

for having a convienient tank of kerosene on him.

 

[Neonbob]

...for lighting things on fire without me.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great! "

 

[RanD00M]

...For telling a story that has nothing to do with me.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting story in a game thread!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being blameless.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not being baconless.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not not being baconless.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not not knot.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for four 4 fore.

 

[Lambi]

...for knee Ni.