The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not knowing that I must make ends meet by being a travelling trout salesman.

 

[Lambi]

...for having an evil goatee.

[sup]No, I did not get ninja'd.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not giving ze mudkip an evil goatee.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making the evil goatee cool again.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking the evil goatee ever went out of style.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising the evil goatee went out in the 50's.

 

[Lambi]

@Chinchy: ...for inventing the evil goatee all those years ago.

@Sas: ...for being a ninja.

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling someone a ninja with no dead bodies nearby to prove it!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not basking in the glow of my facial hair.
...for being a ninja with Greenpeace on his ass.

 

[Lambi]

...for not knowing I have worshipped the evil goatee all my life.

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling Greenpeace on me!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not knowing why Greenpeace was called.

[sup]Target practice! Here's your gun.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being Greenpeace.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a green piece.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating that piece of my puzzle.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for eating...things...