The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

...for "I know what you did this Christmas."

 

[Lambi]

...for "I'm always right behind you, breathing down your neck, watching you sleep."

 

[Lambi]

...for *Banana-slap*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *Pie-slap*

 

[Lambi]

...for *face-punch*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *Dragon Fist*

 

[Lambi]

...for "Hadouken!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "KAMEHAMEHA"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being mindless.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not knowing how to properly frolic through a minefield planted with daisies in the color of a midnight sun.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a minefield planted with daisies in the color of a midnight sun in your backyard.

 

[Neonbob]

...for reminding me of the need for mince when I'm going out to find stabbees.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting stabbed by mince.

 

[Tonimata]

For being in the trajectory of my KNIFE!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Watch out! You might break your knife on me."