The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for getting addicted to porridge when pancakes are ready.

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting ninja'd twice.
And for sending me to Tijuana.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not loving the twisted bears like you should.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For loving Bruce Campbell.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for loving my waffles late at night.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not loving the night.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that the day is okay and the sun can be fun.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I think so.

 

[SnipErlite]

...for not being called T-rex Dark

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for delicious pi.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For calling something math-related delicious.

 

[Lambi]

...for not knowing the deliciousness of pi.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not wanting a tasty slice of 3.14.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not writing the exact value of pi.