The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for smelling of fear and nutmeg.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not mentioning the error that used to be in my previous post.

 

[Neonbob]

...for using a tiny gun for a big gun's job.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Yes, I know it's called a minigun."

 

[Neonbob]

...for peering through a tinted pair of sunglasses for all eternity.

 

[Neonbob]

...for grinning during the apocalypse.

 

[Neonbob]

...for grinning during...well, EVER.

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking I never smile while nuking!

 

[Neonbob]

...for doubting my resolve and mirth while nuking!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Furburt
For wanting proof of him laughing maniacal while killing things.
You don't need proof for that, it's obvious that he does.
@Neon Bob
For being a ninja.

 

[Neonbob]

...for loving what I do even more than most people.

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking I need one...

 

[Neonbob]

...for biting the heads off of more than ten rabbits.