The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being evil and trying to steal my biscuits.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I'm not evil.

[sup]Monocle and goatee. Definitely evil.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "You have a monocle?"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not noticing my super sexy super-villain gear.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking a monocle is sexy.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking Dr. Cox is sexy.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being obstinate!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for falling for my clever trap.

[sup]"What trap?"
"...shut up..."[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for replacing his hand with a chainsaw.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not replacing his other hand with another chainsaw.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a great idea!

[sup]Where's my scalpel?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...well, sometimes, you can just TELL.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having superior troll senses.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not picking up on them sooner!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for disinclining to acquiesce to my request.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For requesting things.