The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for BLARGH!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for sale sail.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for snapping crackers in half with his bare hands.

 

[Lambi]

...for hey hay.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for punching old ladies in his spare time.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "You don't understand, I am going to be one of those weird old guys who takes his kid to the park and pushes a basketball on the swing while his little boy sits in the mud. And People ask, "Is he taunting the little boy? No, he can't even see the little boy. And look, now he is actually putting the basket ball in the mini van and driving away while his boy is sitting in the mud crying and the basketball sits quietly watching finding nemo on dvd."

 

[Lambi]

...for having a wall of text.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for almost getting that quote right.
...for ninja'ing my correction.

[sup]@Sas: 'Twas a traffic cone. Not a basketball.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for correcting other people.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for letting others live with their mistakes.

 

[Lambi]

...for "'Tis be a false statement."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being filled with lie.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for "I think, by the grace of God, we're gonna be okay"

 

[Lambi]

...for "What were you smoking?"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for BOO!

 

[Lambi]

...for cheap scare tactics.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not thinking that was expensive.

 

[Lambi]

...for paying large amount of money for something I'd do for a can of Coca Cola.