The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for mudkip.

 

[Lambi]

...for being evil.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a superhero.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting your side kicked.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for getting your kick sided.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For siding with the kick.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for getting kicked to the side.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting kicked by the side.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for getting kicked before reaching the side.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For kicking the side out of reach.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *TROUT-KICK!*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for predicting my actions.

[sup]You am psychic![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "GRAMMATICAL ERROR DETECTED IN POST 14318. COMMENCE PURGING ALL LIFE!"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fr damendeeng perfick gramer.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "WARNING UNKNOWN LANGUAGE/DIALECT DETECTED"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fer bein a grammar enforcin robot.