The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for "I was thinking of offing them instead."
[sup]Lemme explain my plans first, man![/sup]

 

[Pm0n3y]

...For killing kittens whenever someone masturbates.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Shit...that's a lot of kittens dead then."

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for...“Now that you mention it...That is a alot of dead kittens. I'm such a evil person...how do I sleep at night when I know that i'm responsible for the deaths of so many kittens?”

 

[benbenthegamerman]

for killing children. Breakfast of commis= Vodka and Children's souls?

and beets?

 

[Lambi]

For calling the SWAT team because of your missing sandwich.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...For sending babies to fight me.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For sending those babies on a route which goes near me.
I ate them.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being eaten.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For beating eings.