The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I was just following orders. It's not my fault if you give faulty orders."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "But Sir, if you had us shot, there would be nobody left to do the invading!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for moving people around on shows.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For moving too much.

 

[Neonbob]

...for squirming like a fish when I stuck something sharp in your spine.

 

[Neonbob]

...for poking me with a golf club.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Don't worry, he's about to stop. I've found something else to poke you with."

Spoiler: WARNING: GORE DETECTED

 

[benbenthegamerman]

...for poking me in the first place. *shoot*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For shooting me.
Do you have any idea what a waste of bullets that was?
Go shoot a mortal!

 

[Lambi]

For "I've already shot enough today. Can't I take a break?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for enjoying your day off so much that you refused to return to work!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not giving his workers any days off.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "I was thinking of their children!"