The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For public nudity.

 

[Neonbob]

...for splattering my watermelon all over the floor.

 

[Lambi]

For kneeling before Scratch Fury, god of cats.

 

[Neonbob]

...for experiencing pain of the highest magnitude and a bit of lioness fury.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for giving the Pope a wedgie.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...For not knowing that there is a higher magnitude of pain.

 

[Neonbob]

...for dazzling people with your headlights.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Hey, that was self defence."
[sup]I actually was dazzled by head lights today. Not fun when driving.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for testing steroids on rats.
[sup]I'm watchin Mythbusters. :-D[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for watching Mythbusters.

[sup]I want Jamies facial hair!
I'm actually growing a beard.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not watching the epic that is Mythbusters.
[sup]His mustache could rule the universe.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For not envying my beard!
[sup]Have you seen it? On my profile?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I haven't seen it.

[sup]I think it is poor compared to mine.
I shall picture it now for comparison![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being able to see my face!

Spoiler: Bearded me! Sort of

 

[Neonbob]

...for blinding people with beardosity!

 

[Lambi]

For "Sas, you're beard is insignificant to my beard. Mainly because mine is red. So HAH!"

Spoiler: A better look at my beard

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not having one.