The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For not going to the last page and see a better picture of my beard.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not giving Alan Tudyck more work!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not telling me who he is.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not knowing that Alan Tudyck was the pilot in Firefly.

 

[Neonbob]

...for beeping out "fuck you" in morse code.

 

[Neonbob]

...for claiming to be a virgin when we all know you engage in regular ear sex!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being deviant enough.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "That's still not deviant enough.
BTW, who's Sasha Grey? Do I even want to know?
Anyway, at all times you should be plotting the downfall of human civilisation.
At least."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Thank you! Johnson, where's my eggnog?" - by Count Nefarious Vile

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Sir! No Sir!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Sir! Yes Sir!"
*Shoots Goat for having 4 legs.*