The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For "There's something else then the Escapist and porn?"

 

[Lambi]

For not seeing I was asking a question, not stating facts.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For stating the obvious.

 

[Lambi]

For obvious statements.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For cleaning the cat.

 

[Lambi]

For firing a gun at his own balls.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For putting his own balls on fire by rubbing sticks against the really hard.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for putting balls and sticks together.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Just a minute, I'm gonna put this stick together with your balls in a really painfull way..."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for OW.

[sup]I crown you the new Space Pope.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Wait? There was a pope in space before I was crowned?"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not being aware of the grand position of Space Pope.

Spoiler: Look at him, in all of his Space Popey glory.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For celebrating his return.
Wait, he was gone?
No wonder it was so quiet in this thread!