The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking it's just speculation on my part.

[sup]I have pictures. And videos. And reports.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I wouldn't have copies.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "No, those were my memories of my childhood."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Memories of your childhood with Commi?"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having no memories. Or childhood.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not beating my childhood child with me.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for abusing his inner child.

[sup]I'll just call CPS then, shall I?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not just tearing him apart and eating him.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being gluttonous.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that I am also guilty of wrath, sloth, lust, pride, envy and avarice!

 

[Lambi]

For being an obedient follower.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being an obedient follower of me.
[sup]And I tell you to wreak havoc![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting too much lemon in my soda.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for putting too much poison in my drink.

 

[Julianking93]

...for not putting enough love into my drink.

U gotz 2 hav teh luv

 

[Neonbob]

...for using foul language in front of piranhas.

 

[Julianking93]

...for nuking whales

What did the whales ever do to you!?