The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting me to notice things when I wouldn't even notice an axe being planted in my forhead.
[sup]I walked around with one for at least 3 days once, until someone told me about it.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling me about things before I need to notice them.
[sup]What's thet you say? There's a rediculously huge sword impaling me? Oh, you're right. That's gonna be painful to remove.
Oh, it wasn't. Well I beter give Cloud his sword back.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having the observation skills of a rock. A retarded rock.

 

[Ren3004]

For not thinking rocks are smart.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the smartest rock of them all.

 

[Ren3004]

For not being as smart as me.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for surpassing me in the brain meats department.

 

[Ren3004]

For not putting enough points into Intelligence.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not putting enough points into leg-having.

 

[Ren3004]

For making fun of my legs. *sniff*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making candy out of babies and not sharing it.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for barfing up kittens and rainbows.

 

[Lambi]

For not barfing up unicorns and cookies.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting to inflict that kind of horror on others.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not wanting to admit the terribleness of his life.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking Commi has a terrible life.