The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For expanding his rod.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to bring this back to innuendo's.

[sup]I shall not pump my brain for any.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For thinking any thought is required.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that I need to think.

 

[Lambi]

For not thinking at all!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for requiring thought to think.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not enjoying your grits.

 

[Lambi]

For enjoying guts too much.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for being grateful for whatever you've received.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting too much soda in my float.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for licking a cat.

 

[Neonbob]

...for biting a pig's ear off.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising that was self defence!

 

[ottenni]

...for taking all the self raising flour.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I was throwing the flour at him.

 

[Neonbob]

...for lying about your age to the online warrior!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for keeping me up 'til 6.30am.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For letting someone distract you from sleeping.

 

[Ren3004]

For not singing lullabies.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting me to sing the Lullaby of Doom.