The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For making promises he can't keep.

 

[Pm0n3y]

For having no faith in me.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Ren
For making him make promises he can never keep.
@Pm0ney
For being a ninja!

 

[Ren3004]

For being an easy target.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a target.

 

[Pm0n3y]

For the monster I've become.

 

[Ren3004]

For being monstrous.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not liking monstrosity.

 

[Ren3004]

For being a monster lover.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being a monster lover.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for loving too many monsters.

 

[Lambi]

For monster-like love.

 

[Ren3004]

For thinking love is a monstrous thing.

 

[Lambi]

For not seeing I said monster-like. Not monstrous.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not noticing the monster that posted this post.

 

[Ren3004]

For having a monstrous post.

 

[Lambi]

For not having a monstrous post count.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for nearly being a Wordsmith.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For nearly being whatever you nearly are.