The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For "BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "MUSHROOM MUSHROOM"

 

[Lambi]

For "BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a man, not a disco ball.

 

[Lambi]

For not being Disco-Stew.
And being back.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for SQUINT!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I see dead people!"

 

[Lambi]

For "Did you look in the mirror and see yourself?"
[sup]ZING![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making Rex into Bruce Willis.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Ew, Bruce Willis!"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wishing he was Bruce Campbell.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not using cursive letters.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not using a transition metal.

 

[Neonbob]

...for sleeping all day!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For sleeping all night.

 

[Neonbob]

...for banging on your drum with fried chicken.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I have a drum.
[sup]Though I could bang a fried chicken on your eardrums...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for building a house of rainbows.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For building a house of flashy colors.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being an insomniac.