The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For not singing the Lullaby of Nightmare.

 

[Ren3004]

For not singing the Lullaby of Death and Destruction.

 

[Lambi]

For not singing the Lullaby of Chaos and Discord.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Ren
For "Oh, I love the Lullaby of Death and Destruction!"
@Lambi
For singing the Lullaby of Ninjary.

 

[Ren3004]

For keeping this going.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for waking me from my slumber.

 

[Ren3004]

For being in a slumber in the first place.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for disturbing my slumber.

 

[Ren3004]

For having an easily disrupted slumber.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for driving a lorry two inches away from my ear.

 

[Ren3004]

For chaining himself to my lorry.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for chaining me to his lorry.

 

[Lambi]

For chainlinking themselfs to each other.

 

[Ren3004]

For breaking the chain.

 

[Pm0n3y]

For taking the pain, while standing in the rain.

 

[Ren3004]

For ninja'ing my clever response.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting ninja'd.

 

[Ren3004]

For being painfully ninja'd.

 

[Pm0n3y]

For "Sorry for ninja'ding you. I promise, It'll never happen again (I hope).