The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For being an almanac.

 

[Lambi]

For being a maniac.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being maniacal with me.

 

[Lambi]

For "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "That's better! Now try laughing in a way earthquakes start and black holes open randomly. Or should I say ranDOOMly?"

 

[Lambi]

For "What shall we destroy this fine evening?" *evil grin*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Everything!"

 

[Lambi]

For "Can't we spare a little for tomorrow?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Tomorrow we destroy everything in another dimension!"

 

[Lambi]

For "I see. So I take the left half and you the right?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Sure, I'll have my minions do it this time, otherwise it's over so quickly and we're not really in a hurry."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having no minions.
[sup]It's not that I need them, it's just that with my power, destruction becomes boring.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For having the same problem as me.
[sup]I hate it when that happens. One second you're destroying everything, the next second it's all over. Aren't minions great?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Yeah, they are. If only everything wasn't so finite..."

 

[Lambi]

For "Why not make everything infinate then?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "There already is infinity, just not an infinity of stuff to destroy."

 

[Lambi]

For "Oh well. Let's begin the destruction!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Yeah, now just to choose how to equip my minions. I'm thinking steampunk spaceships and medieval armor and weapons for this one."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "...I'll just act like I knew what they were talking about.