The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking mashed brains.

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving me alone in the middle of the night to deal with sharks in my room all on my own!

 

[TheDoctor455]

... for trying to nuke the whales... WITHOUT nuking PETA in the process!

 

[Neonbob]

...for looking for flaws in other people!

 

[Ren3004]

For looking for people in other flaws.

 

[Neonbob]

...for flawing other people with rocks.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For rocking other flaws with people.

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking my mirror with a heavy breath.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For putting that mirror in the way of my heavy breath.

 

[Lambi]

For not playing this game. [http://en.akinator.com/#]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting me to play that game.

 

[Lambi]

For refusing to play the game.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me to not refuse to play a game for which I have to register.

 

[Lambi]

For "You're not really 'registering'. Just write a fake name, like Rex Dark, then give it your age and hit play. Nothing else to it."

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking so long to refill my drink!

 

[Lambi]

For going to the mall at rush hour!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For dancing in the rain!

 

[Lambi]

For mudding up the living room!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not mudding along.

 

[Neonbob]

...for flipping people over while they tried to nap.