The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying instead of doing.
[sup]There is no such thing as trying, there is only doing or not doing![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For doing it too much.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not doing it all.

 

[Lambi]

For "DO IT, ******!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Do it yourself!"

 

[Lambi]

For "Want to continue destroying the universe?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "There's nothing left of this one. It's time to choose another one to destroy."

 

[Lambi]

For "Alright. Lead me to another one."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Let's see...
Which one to choose..."

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a horrible comedy show.

 

[Ren3004]

For making an hilarious drama show.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For putting on a show.

 

[Ren3004]

For stealing the show.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, now it's my show. Property is theft, therefore theft is property!"

 

[Lambi]

For "So if I steal something from someone, it's mine?"

 

[Ren3004]

For trying to steal from me.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not noticing you don't have anything left to have stolen.

 

[Ren3004]

For stealing all my stuff.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not noticing I already sold all your stuff again.

 

[Neonbob]

...for raising wholesale prices through the roof!