The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For skyrocketing through your closet!

 

[Neonbob]

...for attaching rockets to your nipples!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For apparently knowing about the rocket silos in my closet.
And for being a ninja.
That must be how you knew!
You've been spying on me with your ninja skills!

 

[Lambi]

For getting ninja'd.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not eating ninjas.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting odd things on my plate.

 

[Lambi]

For sneaking into the skies for a bite out of the rain.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For eating all the rain before he got there.

 

[Lambi]

For sticking bambo under his nails.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Uhm... What? Nails?"

 

[Lambi]

For "Fingernails..."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Oh, you mean my claws?"

 

[Lambi]

For "No, I meant you were sticking bambo under Neonbob's nails."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Ah yes. Very splintery bamboo."

 

[Lambi]

For "So?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Peanut butter!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Sandwich of Doom! Attack!"