The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for spoiling this sumptious feast with his buttocks.

 

[Lambi]

For "Yay! Chinchy is back!"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for testing sparkplugs with his eyeballs.

 

[Lambi]

For rubbing his eyeballs in the windowshield.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for rubbing his nostrils with battery acid. Sweet, sweet battery acid.

 

[Lambi]

For rubbing!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for so manee kittehs! Kitteh overlode!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being unable to handle the kittens.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not sharing the kitteh shields.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting him to eat MY food!

 

[Neonbob]

...for giving us all horrible sicknesses.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being very vulnerable to sicknesses.

 

[Neonbob]

...for resisting my advances.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Wait? You're trying to advance? Well, You're gonna have to try harder!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for holding your fingers in series.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I don't use series, I use arcs!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for dissing people for their faces.