The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For popping this like a balloon.

 

[Neonbob]

...for covering your shame with a virgin.

 

[Neonbob]

...for solving all your problems with potato chips.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking potato chips.
[sup]Oh well...
More for me![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for sticking food in my keyboard.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For using my foodstoragething as a keyboard.

 

[Ren3004]

For putting a gnome inside my computer.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking Gnome.
http://www.gnome.org/

 

[Ren3004]

For mistaking a gnome with a pixie and putting it inside my computer.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking Pixie.
http://www.nattyware.com/pixie.php
[sup]Seriously! What do you have against software?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For 'Oh, screw this!'

 

[Neonbob]

...for blasting your music at stupidly loud volumes.

 

[Ren3004]

For standing right next to my stereo.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For posting something I'm too lazy to find a softwarelike reply for.

 

[Neonbob]

...for lazing around on your ass all day!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Hey, what I do all day is my business. If that happens to be lazing around on my ass then so be it!"

 

[Lambi]

For buttering up his cat for later use.