The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For making a film of it and selling it on the internet.

 

[Lambi]

For "I am a Wordsmith! Kneel before me!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For throwing grenades at Neo!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing lazer cat is just using his lasers to cook Morpheus so Pandor can eat him.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that's not any better. After Pandor has eaten the cooked Morpheus, I use my toy magnets on Morpheus' sunglasses to slice Pandor to peaces from the inside, then I eat Pandor.

 

[Ren3004]

For not seeing that.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For seeing that.
[sup]You know me too well![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For making me see that.

 

[Neonbob]

...for covering your own eyes with meat.

 

[Ren3004]

For swelling up this thread.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being disingenuous.