The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking running over people.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making disingenuous assertions about me!

 

[Ren3004]

For liking running over people.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking it.

 

[Lambi]

For not liking this ad.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For posting adds for something said to do everything while it doesn't even transform into a killbot.

 

[Ren3004]

For not knowing it does.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For hallucinating.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for kneeling before Zod.

 

[Neonbob]

...for lying to the fist!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Chinchy
For thinking I kneel before anyone.
I don't, not even to tie my shoelaces!
Also: You mean General Zod?

@Neon
For being a ninja.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for devouring cantaloupes at a furious speed.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not even knowing just how fast and furious and what else I devour.

 

[Neonbob]

...for flinging things at people with incredible...lack of speed.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for putting speed in these cupcakes.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For putting cupcakes in the mud.

 

[Neonbob]

...for bombing people with fire.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the fire.

 

[Neonbob]

...for hugging fire with your entire body.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for hugging it with your face.