The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For wanting to know how I am from earlier.

[sup]Just peachy. And you?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For not knowing the time zones!

[sup]It's 2:43 am for me.[/sup]

 

[TheDoctor455]

For failing to realize that no one gives a shit about timezone differences.

 

[Neonbob]

...for spray painting my face.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for spraying my wall with a salty substance.

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting me be bored for more than three minutes!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being easily bored.

[sup]We had that talk about Vaude and how sexy she is compared to you, didn't we?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not realizing just how ADD I am.
[sup]We did indeed.
But that ended...and I was bored again. DAAAAAAAMMIT.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not letting me know of this earlier.

[sup]Shall we flirt then?
Or at least spoon each other?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to develop psychic powers to pick up on my boredom.
[sup]I suppose. but I get to be the big spoon! And I'm bringing a large spork too.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising my powers have been dulled by light insomnia.

[sup]I'll bring the knife-wrench for no good reason.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for enforcing some stupid rules on idiot kids.
[sup]Okay then. KNIIIFEWREEEENCH[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising those rules where "STFU or I'll gut you with my knife-wrench. Which is mostly knife."

 

[Neonbob]

...for making up such a wonderful rule without letting me know!
[sup]GLORIOUS! We must preach this rule to the world![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being a Mod yet.
[sup]Why the hell not?![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not getting power to the right nodes.
[sup]I unno. I guess they have enough mods as it is right now...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for licking my face last night.

[sup]Does anyone know how to become a Mod, now I think of the question.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not having a nice beard to lick!
[sup]I do not...I think you have to be a near model user and around at the right time.
[/sup]