The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for licking beards.

[sup]The lead singer from Clutch would be right up your street then.
And I may inquire one day. But probably not bother.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a head in a jar.
[sup]I don't know if I'll ever really ask for it...it'd be interesting, but it'd be lots of responsibility too.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a jar in a head.

[sup]Yeah, my thoughts as well.
But it would be cool to be a Mod one day. I plan to stick around here for a while to come.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for slapping a label on a midget.
[sup]As am I. I'm going for the landmark badge![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for slapping me with a midget.

[sup]The landmark badge?
I'm only aiming for Neo and Regular at the moment.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for blasting holes in your floor.
[sup]Yeah. Three beer mugs.
Very few people have one.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for nuking that guy the other day.

[sup]How do you get that?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being disingenuous about your life!
[sup]You have to be here for three years.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for using big words!

[sup]Jesus...
I'll get it then.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not catching on to the big words and abusing them!
[sup]I know! It's just so cool! And I want it.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I can hunt words.

[sup]As will everyone else.
Just think, in 3 years we'll be the cranky users complaining about how the site has gone downhill.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not abusing them properly because you lack the necessary tools!
[sup]Heh. I can't wait!
We'll have shotguns and everything![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not selling me the damn tools!

[sup]Damn newbies! *BLAM!" Stealing mah posts...
And I shall now be honest. I did come close to leaving in January due to that shit storm that sprung up around post counts.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing treatment.
[sup]Hehehe.
*bablam*
Bein a cranky monkey.
Ah. That would have sucked, Sas. I've gotten used to having you around.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not offering me treatment.

[sup]We shall have fun...
Ah, thanks. I just got annoyed with the constant WAAA! from the others about how we are worshipped and we spam comments. And nice to know the big dog has taken note of me.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting treatment for an easy thing!
[sup]Yes indeed. Heehee.
Meh. Just ignore them and enjoy your time. If they don't like you, that's their deal.
I've ignored the ones that fuss about it for the most part.
But some of them just had cranky days. I get along with most people on here, actually...
hm.
And of course I have! You keep me entertained quite often![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for still not giving that damn treatment!

[sup]I need it!
And I have learned to do so now. Or at least post I come here for fun and defend myself.
Just wish I didn't get called up in so many of those favourite/well known user threads.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

///IGNORE!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not looking over your shoulder for the cure.
[sup]Ah, just let it roll off your back.
It's not like it really matters. If you want to play to the crowd, that's your business
I did that for a while, then decided to downplay it. The hate goes away.
And it's inevitable that you'll be called well known.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for actually making me look over my shoulder in real life. Bastard...

[sup]Trust me, I try to let it go. But when I'm put in a group that is then labelled as borderline spammers, I have to say something. I'm pretty easy to piss off on-line and off-line.[/sup]