The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not hugging the fire.
What? Too hot for you?

 

[Neonbob]

...fro singeing your arm hairs with fire.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for singeing the whales with fire instead of killing them.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not embracing the darkness.

 

[Neonbob]

...for setting a school on fire with no people inside it.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'd do that.
There were just no living people inside, I enjoyed killing them one by one before I set that school on fire.

 

[Neonbob]

...for covering your tracks with such Flair!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not thinking outside the cubed item that we shall call a box.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For posting things that sound like they come from a Monty Python movie.
If that line isn't in one, it should be.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For scratching said record.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking we all have an encyclopaedic knowledge of references to boxes and such whimsical buggery such as the line he typed out not 30 minutes or so ago.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I can memorise that stuff with the amount of porn URL's circling around my head.

[sup]Unintentional innuendo was unintended.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For not sharing said porn URLs with us.

 

[Sassafrass]

@Lambi: ...for "I do not wish to be wrathed."

@Goat: ... for keeping me lubeless.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not telling me where he lives at night.